Funny Birthday Wishes
Are you looking for funny birthday wishes for friends! Here are some funny birthday wishes for your friends and family members. Use these funny birthday greetings to celebrate their sense of humor and bring laughter to their day!
- Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? It’s your birthday!
- Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
- It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department!
- You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
- Oh honey, don’t worry! Those aren’t gray hairs, they’re “wisdom highlights”. And you happen to be extremely wise!
- A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
- Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
- Congrats on surviving another year! Just remember, at your age, it’s important to start using your blinker when changing lanes… in the grocery store!
- It’s time to get this party started! But seriously, let’s get a move on—we both know you can’t stay up past 10 p.m.
- Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real estate for wisdom!
Feel free to personalize these wishes based on your relationship with the person and add any specific details that would make the message more meaningful to them.
